Adventures in Haymarsh

Happy Thanksgiving πŸ¦ƒ

Why can’t you take a turkey to church? They use FOWL language.
Why was the Thanksgiving soup so expensive? It had 24 carrots.
What happened when the turkey got into a fight? He got the stuffing knocked out of him!
What do you get when you cross a turkey with a banjo? A turkey that can pluck itself!
What did the turkey say to the man who tried to shoot it? Liberty, Equality and Bad aim for all.
Who doesn’t eat on Thanksgiving? A turkey because it is always stuffed.
Why did the Pilgrims want to sail to America in the spring? Because April showers bring Mayflowers!
What did baby corn say to mama corn? Where’s popcorn?
source: http://www.jokes4us.comπŸ¦ƒ
Happy Thanksgiving Everyone!
Gobble, Gobble!


  1. Bob

    You have a whole flock of turkeys there.
    Does that mean you are going to raise some next summer?

    • Monica Jacobson

      Oh my! Not sure we need more fowl here! Gobble! Gobble!

  2. Jen

    Lots of turkeys at this house!! But where are the pilgrims?? May have to pass some of mine out!

  3. Jen

    A fabulous collection of Thanksgiving Turkeys! We will have to see if we can find some pilgrims to go with the Thanksgiving decor!! Love you all!! ❀️

    • Monica Jacobson

      Thanks Jen, we have a couple pilgrims, but way more turkeys….it was fun to showcase them😁

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